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A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed and the driver thinks nothing of it, then the bus comes to another stop and this old man gets off and says to the driver "I lost my taupe and thought I found it twice then realized mine is parted down the side, and the two I saw were parted down the middle!"

The Missing Toupee!
On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!"
The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon.
Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!"
This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon.
A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on. He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him.
"Excuse me, sir, can I help you?"
The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying more...

As the passengers on a senior citizen bus tour were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly woman stopped and whispered in the driver's ear, "Driver, I believe I have been sexually harassed!"
The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon.
Later that same day, as the passengers were once again unloading, a second old lady bent down and whispered in the driver's ear, "Sir, I believe I have been sexually harassed!"
This time the driver knew that he had better look into it.
A few of the passengers had remained on the bus, so he decided to go back and question them to see if they knew what was going on. He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him.
"Excuse me, sir, can I help you?" asked the driver.
The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I more...