"Sexually Harassed Seniors" joke
As the passengers on a senior citizen bus tour were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly woman stopped and whispered in the driver's ear, "Driver, I believe I have been sexually harassed!"
The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon.
Later that same day, as the passengers were once again unloading, a second old lady bent down and whispered in the driver's ear, "Sir, I believe I have been sexually harassed!"
This time the driver knew that he had better look into it.
A few of the passengers had remained on the bus, so he decided to go back and question them to see if they knew what was going on. He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him.
"Excuse me, sir, can I help you?" asked the driver.
The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I had found it twice, but both of them were parted in the middle... mine is parted on the side!"
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