Hangover Jokes

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    A couple of airplane mechanics are kicked out of the local bar and,
    with no place else to go, end up in the hanger at SFO. One of them
    says to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?" "Nah, but I
    hear you can drink jet fuel - that'll kinda give you a buzz."
    So they get smashed and have a beautiful time; like only drinking
    buddies can do. The following morning, one of them wakes up and he
    knows his head will explode if he gets up. But It doesn't. He gets up
    and feels good, in fact he feels great - NO hangover! The phone
    rings, it's his buddy. the buddy says "Hey, how do you feel?"
    He said, "I feel great!!, and the buddy says, "I feel great too! You
    don't have a hangover?" and he says "No - that jet fuel is great stuff
    - no hangover - we ought to do this more often" "Yeah, we could, but
    there's just one thing....
    Did you fart yet?"
    "No... more...

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    * One Star Hangover
    No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a huge steak and a side of gravy fries.
    ** Two Star Hangover No pain.
    Something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee/coca-cola you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a Bacon & Egg McMuffin combo (with orange juice!!!).Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is surfing the internet and writing junk e-mails.
    *** Three Star Hangover Slight headache.
    Stomach feels crappy. You are more...

    Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
    Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
    Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.
    The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects, nothing!
    Then the phone rings... It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
    Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
    Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
    Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
    "Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
    "What's more...

    Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
    Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
    Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.
    The next morning, Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels GREAT! No hangover! NO bad side effects, Nothing!
    Then the phone rings...It's Jim.
    Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
    Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
    Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
    Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover - nothing."
    "We ought to do this more often."
    "Yeah, well, there's just one more...

    Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.The next morning, Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels GREAT! No hangover! NO bad side effects, Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Jim.Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover - nothing.""We ought to do this more often.""Yeah, well, there's just one thing....""What's that?""Have you farted more...

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