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    After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Bud. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars." "Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund." "What are you studying?" asked Bud. The lad smiled and said, "Applied psychology."

    "Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England.now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil." "Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn't know pencils were so hard to come by."

    Knock Knock Who's there! Bud! Bud who? Budweiser, the King of Beers!

    "Wheres your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I aint got one, Sir." "Youre in England. now, Bud. Not aint, havent. I havent got a pencil. You havent got a pencil. They havent got a pencil.""Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didnt know pencils were so hard to come by."

    After the college boy delivered the pizza to Buds trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?""Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, Ill be doing great.""Is that so?" snorted Bud. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, heres five dollars.""Thanks," replied the youth, "Ill put this in my school fund.""What are you studying?" asked Bud. The lad smiled and said, "Applied psychology."

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