Hairdresser Jokes / Recent Jokes
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.She hears:
A blonde walked into a hairdresser's with a pair of headphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut - but "don't touch the headphones o.k.?"
"Fine" said the hairdresser - a little taken aback - but happy for the work.
Three weeks later, the same blonde returned and asked for another haircut but with the same condition, "Whatever you do... don't touch the headphones"
"No problem" said the hairdresser who went on to give her another good cut, considering the
restraint.
Three weeks later, the same thing happened "and don't forget - don't touch the headphones" said the blonde. Well, just as the hairdresser was finished, she couldn't resist and she just lifted
one side of the headphones up. The blonde promptly fell stone dead on the floor of the shop. "Oh my God - I think I've killed her" screamed the hairdresser. She picked up the headphones and put them on herself.
She heard the strangest more...
A man was driving along one day and he hit a rabbit. Feeling terrible he stopped and got out of the car to see if it was badly hurt. To his dismay, the rabbit was dead. Unsure what to do, the man runs to the nearest building, which happens to be a salon. He says to the hairdresser, "I've just hit and killed a rabbit in the middle of the road! What should I do?" The hairstylist thinks a moment, then says "I think I have just the thing." He grabs a few bottles from a shelf and runs out to the rabbit. Opening the bottles, he poured the contents onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit jumps up, shakes itself, looks around, then hops of. It went a few feet, then turned and waved, went a few more feet, then turned and waved again. This odd behavior continued untill the rabbit was out of sight. The man looked and the Hairdresser in amazement and says, "Wow! What did you do?" "Oh," the stylist responded, " I gave it a hair revitilisant with a more...
a blonde walks into a hair dresser with headphones on
and said i would like a cut
so the hairdresser said ok, can you take your headphones of please
the blonde said no! so the hairdresser cut around the headphones and when he did that, he asked CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE OF YOUR HEADPHONES! the blonde said NO! so the hairdresser said this is getting rediciolous and he took the head phones off
BANG!!! the blonde fainted and died so the hairdresser put the headphones on and heard breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out!
A blonde walks into a hairdressers and say i want my haircut. the hairdresser says not until u take thoses earphones out, so the next day she dyes her hair and comes back in and says can i get my haircut now and the hairdressers say NOT UNTIL U TAKE THOSE EARPHONES OUT, so the next day she dyes her hair brown and comes in the next day and says well can i now so the hairdresser got so sickened he pulled out the earhones and as he was nearly finish he noticeed the blonde wasnt breathing and then he listened to the earphone and it sayed "breathe in breathe out"
A blonde walks into a hairdressers wearing headphones. She asks for a trim. The hairdresser asks her to take her headphones off so she can cut her hair. The blonde stops breathing. Assuming she is dead the hairdresser puts on the headphones and hears
" Breathe in... and breathe out."
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.She hears: