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1970: Long Hair
2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund1970: KEG
2000: EKG1970: Acid Rock
2000: Acid Reflux1970: Moving to California because it's cool
2000: Moving to California because it's warm1970: Growing pot
2000: Growing pot belly1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor1970: Seeds and stems
2000: Roughage1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel
2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity1970: Paar
2000: AARP1970: Killer weed
2000: Weed killer1970: Hoping for a BMW
2000: Hoping for a BM1970: The Grateful Dead
2000: Dr. Kevorkian1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint
2000: Getting a new hip joint1970: Rolling Stones
2000: Kidney stones1970: Being called into the more...

Isn't this the truth!...
1970: Long Hair
2000: Longing for hair
1970: The perfect high.
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
1970: Keg.
2000: EKG.
1970: Acid Rock.
2000: Acid Reflux.
1970: Moving to California because it's cool.
2000: Moving to California because it's warm.
1970: Growing pot.
2000: Growing pot belly.
1970: Douglas Street bridge.
2000: Dental bridge.
1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.
1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
1970: Seeds and stems.
2000: Roughage.
1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.
2000: Popping joints.
1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity.
1970: Paar.
2000: AARP.
1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
2000: more...

It was time to take an inventory of the animals on the Old MacDonald's Farm.
Farmer MacDonald got his 3 sons Gordy, Glenn and Gomer together and assigned a task to each of them. Gordy had to count the chickens, Glenn the pigs and Gomer the cows.
Gordy went out to the chicken coop and started countin'. 1, 2, 3... 48. And came back and told his father "You have 48 chickens."
Glenn went to the Pig Barn and counted 1, 2, 3... 53. And came back and told his father "You have 54 pigs."
Gomer went out in the pasture to count the cows. They were all together at one end of the pasture and Gomer began to count 1, 2, 3, and an udder, and an udder...