Fainted Jokes / Recent Jokes

Three old ladies were seating on a bench in a park. They were enjoying the tranquility when a man wearing a trench-coat suddenly appeared right in front of them. Standing very close to the three old ladies, he opened his coat an FLASHED himself. The first old lady was so shocked she fainted. The second old lady also fainted. And the third old lady? Well, she had a STROKE.

Young O`Donnell rushed into a church, placed his rifle under a pew and entered the confessional. "irish father," he said breathlessly, "I`ve just shot down two British lieutenants!" Hearing no response he went on: "I also knocked off a British captain!" When there was still no response from the irish priest, O`Donnell said, "irish father, have ye fainted?" "Of course I haven`t fainted," replied the confessor. "I`m waitin` for you to stop talkin` politics and commence confessin` your sins!"