Escalators Jokes

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    An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.
    One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"
    Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
    God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gone down there in the first place. Send him back up here."
    "No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."
    God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"
    Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

    An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.
    St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer - you're in the wrong place."
    So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
    Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
    After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
    One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
    Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
    God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
    Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the more...

    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier
    and says, "Ah, you're an engineer you're in the wrong place."
    So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the
    engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts
    designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning
    and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
    One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it
    going down there in hell?"
    Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and
    flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going
    to come up with next."
    God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, he should never
    have gotten down there; send him up here."
    Satan says, "No way. I like having an more...

    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer - you're in the wrong place."
    So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
    One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
    Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
    God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
    Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and more...

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