Dusty Jokes

your room is so dusty that when i come in i dissappear

The Chicago Cubs fired manager Dusty Baker, who thanked them for the promotion.

Two hillbillys, Billy and Jeb, are walking down the dusty ol' country road. Billy is carrying a sack and Jeb asks what's in them.
"Chikins," Billy replies.
"How many?," asks Jeb.
"I'll tell you what--if you can guess, I'll give you both of' em."
"Six?"

The following ritual was found in a musty, dusty old fragment of parchment lodged between the musty old pages of a musty, dusty old book in a musty, dusty old library whose musty, dusty old dust hadn't been disturbed by the presence of man in many a musty, dusty old century. It took a great deal of effort to translate the original writings. After months of effort and research in language libraries, it was finally determined that the weird script was not some arcane, forgotten language, but English, written by someone with a very bad case of caffeine jitters. Another fragment indicated that this was once part of a book, entitled "The Mystery of the StarBuck". THE CAFFEINATED CROSS
Stand, facing east, holding your coffee cup, filled with the mystical brew, in your power hand, and assume a posture of wakeful alertness. Bring your coffee cup to your forehead and intone: "LATTE" Lower your coffee cup to the vicinity of your navel: "MOCHA" Bring your coffee more...