Cubs Jokes

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    Ryne Sandberg has expressed interest in becoming the Cubs' next manager. Because you have to start somewhere.

    Checking the Caps

    Hot 6 years ago

    Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the
    road.

    They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk.
    Out of respect and propriety the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.
    The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

    The police were called and when the officer arrived he
    conducted his inspection. First he lifted up the Cubs cap
    replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next he lifted the
    Sox cap replaced it and wrote down some more notes.

    The officer then lifted the Yankees cap replaced it then lifted it again replaced it lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.

    The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked What
    are you a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and
    looking more...

    Chicago Cubs For Sale

    Hot 3 years ago

    It was reported that at the end of the season the Chicago Cubs will be sold.

    Current ownership is looking for anyone willing to piss away $5.

    O's Get Cubs Prospect

    Hot 3 years ago

    The Baltimore Orioles traded for Cubs prospect Felix Pie. The Orioles traded for Pie in an effort to land Prince Fielder.

    A first grade teacher explains to her class that she's a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they're Cubs fans, too. Not really knowing what a Cubs fan is but wanting to be just like their teacher, the students launch their hands into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception: A girl named Lucy doesn't go along with the crowd.
    The teacher asks her why she's decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Cubs fan," Lucy says.
    "Then what are you?" asks the teacher.
    "Why, I'm proud to be a Sox fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she's a Sox fan. "Well, my mom and dad are Sox fans, so I'm a Sox fan, too."
    The teacher is now very angry. "That's no reason!" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
    Lucy pauses, then smiles. "Why, more...

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