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A sardarji went to us & had a meeting with george
Bush.

Bush: i want to show you the us advancement. Come
With
Me. (he takes him in a deep forest)

Bush: dig the ground. (sardarji did it.)

Bush: more.. more.. more... (sardarji went up to 100
Feet)

Bush: so now, try to search something.

Sardarji: i got a wire.

Bush: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we
Used to have telephones. (sardarji became
Frustrated.)

He invited bush to india. Next year bush had been in
India

Sardarji: i want to show you our advancement. (the
Same, he takes bush in forest.)

Sardar: dig it. (bush does.)

Sardar: more... more.. more.......... (bush goes upto
Almost 400 feet...)

Sardarji: try to find something. (bush tries.)

Sardarji: did you get anything?

Bush: no.

Sardarji: yes, even 400 years ago we used to more...

A DIG and a Commandant of the Armed Police were relaxing on the lawns of the Mess. The conversation turned towards the orderlies a short while later. Each one claimed that his orderly was a fool. The two decided to compare. The Commandant called for his orderly and said,' Ram Singh, here is a ten-rupee note. Go and purchase an Ambassador car from the market right now and bring it here.'
'Right, Sir,' said the orderly. He took the note from the officer, saluted and went back.
Then the DIG called his orderly and told him,' Prem Singh, go to my office and see whether I am sitting there or not.'
'Right, Sir,' the orderly said and went back.
The two officers had a hearty laugh, not realising that the orderlies were talking outside.
Ram Singh was saying,' Prem Singh, look at my stupid boss. He doesn't even know that the market is closed today and the car cannot be bought.'
'And look at my boss, Ram Singh. He wants me to go and see whether he is in his office or more...

Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."

Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."

Zail Singh digs.

Reagan says, "More, more, more..."

Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.

Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"

Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"

Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"

Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India.

In India GyaniJi says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"

He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.

After some time GyaniJi says, "More.. . more... more!"

Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.

Zail Singh says, "Find more...

Visitors: Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs. Charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully on this person. Extra points if you can gently grab their hands. They love that.

Licking: Always take a big drink immediately before licking humans. They prefer clean tongues. During the human’s dinner time, when you are in the same room is the best time to give yourself a full body bath. The louder you are the cleaner they think you are.

Sniffing: Humans like to be sniffed…. Everywhere. It is your duty as the family dog to accommodate them and anyone that you meet. Crotch sniffing will always get their attention.

Holes: If digging is a must do not dig one big hole (to noticeable). Rather, dig many smaller ones all over the yard as they will blend in and may not get noticed. Dogs with human gardeners are required to give their human a paw and help dig up anything growing in their garden.

Housebreaking: This is very more...

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most: "When I die, I will dig my way up out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs. There were also strange sounds at all hours. The man was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
One day, he died abruptly under strange circumstances, and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, his wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: "Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? This man practiced black magic and stated that when he died, he would dig his more...

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside.
One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was about 25 feet behind filling in the old.
"Hold it, hold it," the fellow said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with this digging?"
"Well, we work for the county government," one of the men said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other is filling it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the county's money?"
"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us, me, Joe and Mike. I dig the hole, Joe sticks in the tree and Mike here puts the more...

An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Dont be daft, man," he replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."