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Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Having failed to conquer myself, the best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.