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    Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?
    The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies.

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    A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!"To that the man asks, "Anything??"And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!!"With that, the man says, "Follow me."He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door."She does.He then says, "Get on your knees."She does.He then says, "Take down my zipper."She does.He then says, "Go ahead, take it out."With that she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.The man then says, "Well, go ahead!"She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she says, "Hello...Mom?"

    A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300.
    She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!"
    To that the man asks, "Anything??"
    And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!!"
    With that, the man says, "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does.
    He then says, "Get on your knees."
    She does.
    He then says, "Take down my zipper."
    She does.
    He then says, "Go ahead, take it out."
    With that she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.
    The man then says, "Well, go ahead!"
    She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she says, "Hello...Mom?"

    A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!" To that the man asks, "Anything??" And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!!" With that, the man says, "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does. He then says, "Get on your knees." She does. He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does. He then says, "Go ahead, take it out." With that she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands. The man then says, "Well, go ahead!" She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she says, "Hello...Mom?"

    NEWS ITEM: Polish air disaster
    Poland's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna 152
    plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland.
    Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 326 bodies so far and expect
    that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

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