Chunks Jokes / Recent Jokes

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: Man, I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew chunks. 2nd guy: Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was pulled over and given a DUI! 3rd guy: That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed! 1st guy: No, no.. you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog.

There's this man who drinks beer at a local bar every night. One night, he came in and had nothing to drink. The bartender was curious and asked him why he wasn't drinking anything.
The man replied, "I don't drink anymore... Last night, I blew chunks."
" Oh that's nothing", the bartender replies. "Everyone gets a little sick after drinking at times!"
" No, No", the man replies. "You don't understand. Chunks is my dog!"

I was at a vegetarian diner. The guy next to me was eating their famous Nine Bean Chili with grilled tofu chunks and melted soy cheese on top along with a tall glass of soy milk.

So basically he's eating beans mixed with chunks of beans with beans melted on top and washed down with a nice, cold glass of beans.

He may be healthy but he ain't gonna be popular.

Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!"
And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!" And the man is like "But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!
See, last night I drank a case of Coors, and I blew chunks!!"
And the bartender says "Man, anyone who drank a case of ANY BEER would blow chunks!!"
And the man replies "No, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog!"

Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!"And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!" And the man is like "But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors! See, last night I drank a case of Coors, and I blew chunks!!"And the bartender says "Man, anyone who drank a case of ANY BEER would blow chunks!!"And the man replies "No, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog!"

Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Milwalkee and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!"
And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!" And the man is like "But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!
See, last night I drank a case of Coors, and I blew chunks!!"
And the bartender says "Man, anyone who drank a case of ANY BEER would blow chunks!!"
And the man replies "No, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog!"

3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest.
The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."
The second woman said, "I blew chunks."
The third woman said, "I burned down my house."
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won," and the second woman said, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog."