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...and orders a soda. The bartender asks why he doesn't want his usal shot.
The man replies, "I don't drink anymore.Last night I blew chunks."
"so what?" the bartender replies
"everyone gets a little sick after drinking at times."
"no no. "the man relpies" you dont understand, Chunks is my dog"

3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest.
The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."
The second woman said, "I blew chunks."
The third woman said, "I burned down my house."
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won," and the second woman said, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they're all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other... The first guy says, "Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew chunks!"The second goes, "Shit that's nothing I was so tanked that I drove my damn car into a tree. Totaled it. I have no idea what the cops are going to do!"The third guy says, "That's nothing I was so drunk that I went home and starting cussing my girlfriend out and in the process knocked over a candle and it caught the whole damn apartment on fire - the insurance won't cover it, plus my girlfriend left me." The first guy leans back in and whispers, "I don't think you guys understand, Chunks is my dog."

3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they're all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other...

The first guy says, "Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew chunks!"

The second goes, "Shit that's nothing I was so tanked that I drove my damn car into a tree. Totaled it. I have no idea what the cops are going to do!"

The third guy says, "That's nothing I was so drunk that I went home and starting cussing my girlfriend out and in the process knocked over a candle and it caught the whole damn apartment on fire - the insurance won't cover it, plus my girlfriend left me."

The first guy leans back in and whispers, "I don't think you guys understand, Chunks is my dog."

3 girls went out and partied and got drunk. The next morning they were taking about who did the craziest thing last night. The 1st girl said I was so drunk I ran into a stop sign. The second girl says that's nothing I rode up to the mc Donalds drive-in on a bike. The third girl goes that's nothing last night I blowed chunks. The other girls say that's nothing. And then the third girl says no chunks is my dog.
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