Checkup Jokes / Recent Jokes
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"
The old timer said, "I'm a golfer & that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight & out golfing up and down the fairways.
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?
The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he golfed with me this morning... and that's why he's still alive... he's a golfer."
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
The doctor said, more...
a beautiful blonde woman walks into a doctors room to recieve a doctors checkup. the doctor gives her an examination and tells her that he needs to have a further examination. so he tells her that he will turn out the lights whilst she steps behind a screen and takes off all her clothes and then she was to ly on the doctors bed. she did this but as she walks over to the doctors bed she asks, "where sall i put my clothes?" the doctor replies "over there next to mine."
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table." Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" "Put them on the chair, on top of mine."
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man was getting married next month to a girl 60 years his junior. The doctor tried to talk him out of the marriage, and it didn't work.
However, the doctor suggested, "If you want your marriage to last, I say you at least take in a boarder."
The old man agreed.
The old man didn't see the doctor until they met at a fund-raiser a year later.
The old man says, "Doc, congratulate me, my wife is pregnant." "That's good news," said the doctor. "I knew the boarder would help."
"Oh," said the old man with a wicked grin, "and the boarder's pregnant as well."
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man was getting married next month to a girl 60 years his junior. The doctor tried to talk him out of the marriage, and it didn't work.However, the doctor suggested, "If you want your marriage to last, I say you at least take in a boarder."The old man agreed.The old man didn't see the doctor until they met at a fund-raiser a year later.The old man says, "Doc, congratulate me, my wife is pregnant." "That's good news," said the doctor. "I knew the boarder would help.""Oh," said the old man with a wicked grin, "and the boarder's pregnant as well."
After having her routine dental checkup the dentist told the woman he was going to have to drill a tooth.
"Oh no! I'd rather have a baby," she replied.
"Well make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair," the dentist replied.
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. "You only have six months to live."The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, "There's only one thing I can do, I'm going to become a Communist."The doctor asks,"You've been a patriotic American all your life, why are you going to become a Communist now?"The man says, "Better one of them should die than one of us!"