Chauvinist Jokes

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    IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUY
    Pity us men...
    If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
    If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.
    If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
    If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
    If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
    If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your but and find something better.
    If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
    If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
    If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
    If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
    If you cry, you're a wimp.
    If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.
    If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
    If she thumps you, it's self defense.
    If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
    If she makes a more...

    IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men... If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your but and find something better.If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.If you cry, you're a wimp.If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.If you thump her, it's wife bashing.If she thumps you, it's self defense.If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.If you ask her to do something more...

    These are just a few of those typical sexist jokes- they make me chuckle ( or groan) so ya know- I'm a girl: )
    *what's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
    - A woman who won't do what she's told.
    *I married Mrs. Right- I just wish I'd known her first name was Always *
    * How many men does it take to open a beer?
    -None. It should be open by thetime she brings it
    * What is the best way to always remember your wife's birthday?
    - Forget it once

    This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy. If you work too hard... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you... it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks... it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet... it's male indifference. If you cry... you're a wimp. If you don't... you're insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do more...

    What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
    A woman that won't do what she's told.

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