Headache Jokes

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    Joe was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.
    After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
    Joe was shocked and depressed, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. After the operation, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He walked past a men's clothing store and more...

    The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained (as usual) "I have a headache"...
    "Perfect" he said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can either take it orally or as a suppository - it's up to you!"

    Headache Cure

    Hot 2 months ago

    A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he's referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, "I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and..".

    He is interrupted by the doctor, "And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear".

    "Yes! Exactly! How did you know?"

    "Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes".

    Two weeks go by and the man is back, "Well, more...

    Fun with latex

    Hot 1 year ago

    A flight attendant friend of mine and her boyfriend had been playing a little
    game, where they would hide condoms in each other's pockets, briefcases,
    lunches etc., to have them revealed at unexpected times.
    One morning, shortly after taking off on a 3 hour flight, the flight
    attendant was asked for aspirin, by a man with a headache. Recalling the
    packet of aspirin she usually kept in her left pocket, she took it out,
    placed it on the man's fold out table, and turned to pour him a glass of water.
    When she turned around again, the man was staring, mouth open, at the
    packet before him. He managed to stammer "Sorry Miss, I really DO have a
    headache." On discovering her mistake, she turned several shades of red,
    and scurried off to hide in the crew cabin.
    Eventually, she had to resume her duties, and on each pass down the aisle,
    she got a wink and a smile from the man with the headache.

    A couple, concerned with speaking of sex in front of their children, decided to rename "sex" with the words "washing machine."
    Each time one of the two decided to entice the other, they would say, "How about some washing machine, dear?"
    Well, one night, the husband was feeling quite amorous and asked his wife for a little washing machine, but the wife refused on the grounds of having a headache.
    After a while, the wife reconsidered the husband's request thinking of allowing herself to have a headache interrupt their sexual activities. So, the wife awoke her husband and offered to participate in a little washing machine action.
    The husband rolled over, facing his wife, and declared, "No, that's ok, dear. It was a small load anyway, so I did it out by hand."

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