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    Joe was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.
    After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
    Joe was shocked and depressed, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. After the operation, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He walked past a men's clothing store and more...

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    Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.
    After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem.
    "The good news is I can cure your headaches... The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he has anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
    When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down more...

    Jim was fairly successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches. When it got to the point where his personal hygiene and love life began to suffer, he sought out medical help.
    After being referred to one specialist after another, he finally came upon a doctor who was able to solve the problem. "The good news is, I can cure your headaches," the doctor said. "The bad news is, it will require castration. You are suffering from a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. Removal of the testicles is the only way to relieve the pressure."
    Shocked and depressed, Jim wondered if he had anything to live for. Although he wasn't able to concentrate long enough to answer, he knew he had no choice but to have the surgery.
    When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of more...

    The bartender says to Mulligan, "No more gin for you, me boy, you're
    plastered." So Mulligan says to the bartender: "Plashtered, me? Why, I
    can see that one eyed cat coming into the pub way over there!"
    The barman says to Mulligan, "One eyed cat? That cat's not one eyed,
    and it's not coming into the pub, it's leaving!

    The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and he said to the first one, "so how do you plead?",
    "Not guilty" said the second defendant.
    "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied.
    "I never said a word" the third defendant replied.

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