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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Karnail was rung up and told that the Prime Minister had decided to make him a minister in his cabinet and that he should reach the Rashtrapati Bhawan to take the oath.

Before going there, he rang up his wife to break the good news to her. But he imitated somebody else's voice:' Mrs Karnail, how would you like to be the wife of a cabinet minister?'

'I will be delighted,' gushed Mrs Karnail,' but may I know who is calling?'

KFC HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
KFC just announced an addition to their chicken dinners.

It's called the
Obama Cabinet Bucket.


It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes.

This is more embarrassing for my mother than for me because I wasn't quite four
years old when it happened. My mother taught me to read when I was 3 years old
(her first mistake).
One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet door was ajar. I read
the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping napkins in the
bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen? Not wanting to burden me with
unnecessary facts she told me that those were for special occasions.
Now fast forward a few months. It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to
pick up the pastor and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while
they were gone. Mine was to set the table.
When they returned, the pastor came in first and immediately burst into laughter.
Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who
roared with laughter. Then came mom, who almost died of embarrassment when more...

What do you call a cabinet full of lesbians?
A liquor cabinet.

The following coorespondence actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned.
Dear Maid,
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have bought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.
Thank you, S. Berman
Dear Room 635,
I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as your requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the management is to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory.
Kathy, Relief Maid.
Dear Maid,
I hope you are my more...

Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn’t wake up the Sleeping Pills.