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    HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BILL CLINTON'S FRIEND??
    The following is a list of dead people connected to Bill Clinton. Please
    note the following breakdown of causes, and then think about the statistical possibility of their being random occurrences (especially the plane crashes):
    1. James McDougal - Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of an
    apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key
    witness in Ken Starr's investigation.
    2. Mary Mahoney - A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a
    Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she
    was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House.
    3. Vince Foster - Former White House counselor, and colleague of Hillary
    Clinton at Little Rock's Rose law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the
    head, ruled a suicide.
    4. Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former Democratic National
    Committee Chairman. Reported to have died more...

    What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Room 635, I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the more...

    What to do With Hotel Soap

    The following letters were taken from an actual incident
    between a London hotel and one of its guests.

    Dear Maid,
    Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom
    since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six
    unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another
    three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.
    Thank you,
    S. Berman
    Dear Room 635,
    I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her
    day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you
    requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top
    of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This
    leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the
    management is to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory.

    Kathy, Relief Maid

    Dear more...

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Kathy.
    Kathy who?
    Kathy you again?

    Kathy Griffin, after being dumped by CNN following her outburst on New Year's Eve, is coming out with her own line of lip protection. The new product will be called "F-balm."

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