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Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!

News Flash: Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and family was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. The Chief Medical Examiner concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!

Poor Bunny ;-(
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I'm saddened to announce the passing of "THE ENERGIZER BUNNY"
His death occurred in the early morning on December 21, 1997.
The ENERGIZER BUNNY, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42 a.m. Upon completion of the autopsy early in the morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Foul play has not been ruled out.
Apparently, someone put the batteries in backwards and the bunny was found just "coming and coming and coming..."

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!