Bill Clinton Jokes / Recent Jokes
In regard of who should become the next president of the USA, the "who do you want to answer the phone at 3 am" ads are rather irrelevant.
Between midnight and 5 am, the White House red phone line is always answered by Jampur Call Center, India. And has been for the past 8 years.
Defense Department officials are planning a new strategy for Iraq defined as "go big," "go long" and "go home," which, ironically, was the original title for Bill Clinton's memoirs.
Comparing his efforts to capture Osama bin Laden with the current administration's, President Clinton said, "They had eight months to try; they did not try... I tried and failed."
Responded President Bush, "Not to brag, but we failed without trying."
Bill Clinton, Newt Ginrich and Dan Quayle were riding in a car in the mid-west.. Along came a tornado and picked up the car and threw it 100s of miles away - As they were climbing out of the car and checking themselves for injuries, Newt Gingrich exclaimed that he thought they were in OZ - he said "I'm going to see the wizard and ask for a heart", Dan Quayle said "I'm going to see the wizard and ask for a brain".....Bill said "Where's Dorthy?"
January 22 - January 28
"And any hot young guys that want to be White House interns, drop me an email with photo."
-A vengeful Hilary Clinton, in a video on her website announcing her candidacy for President in 2008.
Four delegates from China, Russia, the United States and Malaysia attended the United Nations' Meeting. All the nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2000. Here are some of the conversations: China Delegate:' By the year 2000, China will start their moon exploration project.' Russian Delegate:' We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon.' Bill Clinton:' We the United States will also explore the moon for second time.' Malaysian Delegate:' By the year 2000, Malaysia will explore the sun.' There was a long silence, Bill Clinton stood up and asked the Malaysia Delegate:' Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?' Malaysian Delegate (smiling):' I had this thought out already. We will do it in the evening.'