Disappointed Jokes

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    Idioms

    Hot 4 years ago

    Two men, moderately proficient in Yiddish, were lamenting the fact that there are Yiddish expressions that you can't translate well into English. Furthermore, there were some English words that cannot not be easily translated into Yiddish. One man said to the other, I have difficulty finding a Yiddish word that adequately conveys the concept of of the English word "disappointed." His friend said, "My mother speaks only Yiddish. I'll find out from her how to say disappointed in Yiddish."
    The man goes to his mother's house and say's "Mama, you know that I always come over for Shabbos dinner every Friday night. How would you feel if, one Friday, I called and said I wouldn't be coming over for Shabbos?" The mother replied, "Oy! Ich'll zein zayer disappointed!"

    Duck In A Bar

    Hot 6 years ago

    A little duck entered a bar one day and sauntered up to the bartender. "Got any gwapes?" the duck asked.
    "No, sorry," the bartender replied. The duck left the bar, disappointed.
    The next day, the duck walked into the bar again and asked, "Got any gwapes?"
    "I told you yesterday, no, I don't!' the bartender answered angrily. The duck left, even more disappointed.
    The following day, the duck walked into the bar again and asked, "Got any gwapes?"
    "No! I told you, I do not have any grapes. If you dare to come in here one more time and ask for grapes, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!" bellowed the bartender.
    The next day, the duck waddled into the bar yet again. As the bartender eyed him suspiciously, he asked, "Go any nails?"
    "No, why?" asked the bewildered bartender.
    "Got any gwapes, then?" asked the duck.

    The disappointed

    Hot 3 years ago

    The disappointed salesman of Coke returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
    The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic.
    So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters. The first poster is a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally exhausted and panting. Second, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place".
    "That should have worked", said the friend."
    He replied, "Well, I didn't know Arabic, neither did I realize that Arabs read from right to left..."

    The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who
    was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do. He told Red,
    "I'm sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg."
    "Well, I was thrown from the ship during gale force winds, and before me
    mate could throw me a line, a shark bit me leg clean off."
    The interviewer was sort of disappointed. "What about the hook at the
    end of your right arm?"
    "I lost it in a sword fight with the Captain of the Guard."
    Again the reporter was disappointed. "Certainly there's an exciting
    story about the patch on your eye?"
    "One day, I was out on deck, and a bird flew over and crapped in me eye."
    The reporter was amazed. "That's why you wear a patch?"
    "Well, I'd only had me hook a couple of days."

    The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do. He told Red, "I'm sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg." "Well, I was thrown from the ship during gale force winds, and before me mate could throw me a line, a shark bit me leg clean off!" The interviewer was sort of disappointed. "What about the hook at the end of your right arm?" "I lost it in a sword fight with the Captain of the Guard!" Again the reporter was disappointed. "Certainly there's an exciting story about the patch on your eye?" "One day, I was out on deck, and a bird flew over and pooped in me eye!" The reporter was amazed. "That's why you wear a patch?" "Well, I'd only had me hook a couple of days!"

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