Banjo Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.

Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?
A: Saves time.

Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?
A: They make good paddles.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.