Band Jokes / Recent Jokes
Guns N' Roses canceled a performance in Portland, Maine this week after being told by state officials that the band could not drink on stage.
The rest of the band seemed to have no problem, but lead singer Axl Rose decided it would be impossible to pretend he was still on stage with the real Guns N' Roses without the aid of alcoholic substances.
24. You actually like marching band and would kill to do it all year long.
23. The drummers start making sense to you.
22. You have to stay in step with people around you while walking.
21. You direct the songs on the radio.
20. Playing "stare down" with the drum major is no fun anymore.
19. You wonder what life would be like if you weren`t in band.
18. You roll step while you walk to class.
17. You practice your marching music on a daily basis.
16. You think Louie Louie is the best song ever written.
15. You major in music and usse your high school band director as a role model.
14. Those stupid "band humor" jokes are the funniest things you ever heard.
13. You pick out instruments from the music in cartoons.
12. You start screaming "LEFT! LEFT! LEFT!" to people that walk in front of you on the way to class.
11. Drummers start making sense to you.
10. You`ve dated everyone in the band more...
& Q. How can you tell if a plane is full of flute players?
A. When the engines stop, the whining continues
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around a bunch of musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?
A: The knocking always speeds up.
Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room?
A: They never know when to come in.
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light buld?
A: 50. 1 to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that
better.
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personality.
Q: How do lead trumpet players greet each other?
A: "Hi, I`m better than you."
Q: What`s the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
A: "I didn`t wake up this more...
what did the band called manudo play in
they played in great hamony
Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here's the elastic band.
Hey buddy. How late does the band play?
About half a beat behind the drummer.