Baking Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day a little boy and his mom went to the zoo where they saw two monkeys having sex. The little boy looked up at his mom and asked what they were doing to which she replied " Oh, they are just baking a cake"
So the little boy and his mom go home and they turn on the t.v. On the screen it showed two people having sex. Again the little boy asked what they were doing and again the mom replies "oh, they are just baking a cake"
The next morning the boy approached the mom and said " Mom, I know what you did last night " and the mom asked " What is it that I did sweetie?" The little boy looks up at his mom and says " You baked a cake and I know you did because I licked the icing off the couch!"

One day a little boy and his mom were walking down the street, and the little boy noticed two birds doing "it" in their nest.
"Mommy, what are those birds doing?"
"Oh, they're baking a cake, that's all."
Later on they went to the zoo, and the little boy again saw two orang-utans doing it in the monkey pit, and again, "Mommy, what are those monkeys doing?"
"They are baking a cake too!"
Later that night, the little boy went to sleep, but was woken up in the middle of the night by a loud scream, followed by moaning.
The little boy, confused as hell, decided to go investigate. He walked in his mom and dads' room and noticed a weird act going on in their bed, and decided to run back to his room and go back to sleep.
THE NEXT MORNING...
"Mommy," said the little boy, "Were you and daddy baking a cake last night?"
"Yes, son, we were,"
"Okay, good, cause I went in your more...

this is pretty nasty...to some people, might be funny to others, don't comments things like, "i puked"

a girl and her mom is in the park and the girl see's two dogs going at it and asks, "what're they doing?" The mom's all flustered and says, "they're baking a cake" and ushers the girl back home quickly. Later that night, the girl's thirsty so she goes downstairs for some water, when she sees the mom and dad going at it. she giggles and goes upstairs. in the morning she says to her mom, "mommy! where's the cake?"
the moms says, "what cake? i didn't make any cake."
the girls replies, "yes you did, cause i licked the icing off the couch!"

Christmas is one day, same day every year. December 25.
Jews love Dec. 25th. It's another paid day off work. We go to
movies and out for Chinese food, and Israeli dancing. Chanukah is
eight days. It starts the evening of the 24th of Kislev, whenever
that falls. No one is ever sure. Jews never know until a non-Jewish
friend asks when Chanukah starts, forcing us to consult a calendar
so we don't look like idiots. We all have the same calendar,
provided free with a donation from either the World Jewish
Congress, the kosher butcher, or the local Sinai Memorial Chapel
(especially in Florida).
Christmas is a major holiday. Chanukah is a minor holiday with the
same theme as most Jewish holidays. They tried to kill us, we
survived, let's eat!!
Christians get wonderful presents such as jewelry, perfume,
stereos... Jews get practical presents such as underwear, socks,
or a the collected works of the Rambam which looks more...

I hope that the packaging for the new Stayfree Maxipads with baking
soda includes a warning about the potential side effects of wearing
a baking soda laced feminine napkin after using a vinegar and water
douche.

A mother and her seven year old are walking by the park, and they see two squirrles mating.The little girl asks "Mommy what are they doing."The mother replies "They are baking a cake."
A few days later they walk by the park and they see two dogs mating, The daughter asks if they are baking a cake to?
The mother replies yes.
The next morning the daughter comes up to her mom and says "Mommy I saw you and Daddy baking a cake last night and I licked the icing off"

One day a man and a lady decided to go to a nude beach and they had to bring along their 10 year old daughter. Well while the three were walking to their hotel room the daughter asked her parents what were the other men and women were doing and they told her that they were making a cake.So that night the mother and the father were in the room while the daughter was sleep in the livingroom of the hotel. And the daughter heard the noises of the so called"Cake baking". When they got up in the mornig the daughter asked the mother and the father what was all the noises and they told her they was baking a cake and she said well I licked all the iceing off the cake.