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Q: How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But they are still in darkness.

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they ?

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They're never in the dark.

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You call a number and nobody answers.