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    When the End of the World Arrives, How Will the Media Report It?

    -USA Today: WE'RE DEAD
    -The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
    -National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
    -Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
    -Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
    -Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
    -Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
    -Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
    -Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
    -Readers Digest: 'BYE
    -Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
    -TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
    -Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
    -America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
    Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
    -Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.

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    End of the World Reports

    When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?
    USA Today:
    WE'RE DEAD
    The Wall Street Journal:
    DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
    National Enquirer:
    O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
    Playboy:
    GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
    Microsoft Systems Journal:
    APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
    Victoria's Secret Catalog:
    OUR FINAL SALE
    Sports Illustrated:
    GAME OVER
    Wired:
    THE LAST NEW THING
    Rolling Stone:
    THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
    Readers Digest:
    'BYE
    Discover Magazine:
    HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
    TV Guide:
    DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
    Lady's Home Journal:
    LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
    America Online:
    SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
    Inc. magazine:
    TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
    Microsoft's Web Site:
    IF YOU DIDN'T more...

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    How will the media report the end of the world?

    When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?
    USA Today: WE'RE DEAD
    The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
    National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
    Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
    Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
    Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
    Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
    Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
    Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
    Readers Digest: BYE
    Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
    TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
    Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS. BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
    America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
    Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
    Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
    Sun: more...

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    Media And The End Of The World

    USA Today: WE'RE DEAD
    The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
    National Enquirer: O. J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
    Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
    Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
    Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
    Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
    Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
    Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
    Readers Digest:' BYE
    Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
    TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
    Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
    America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
    Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

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    How The Media Would Cover The Apocalypse

    Usa Today:
    We're DeadThe Wall Street Journal:
    Dow Jones Plummets As World EndsMicrosoft Systems Journal:
    Apple Loses Market ShareSports Illustrated:
    Game OverWired:
    The Last New ThingRolling Stone:
    The Grateful Dead Reunion TourReaders Digest:
    'ByeDiscover Magazine:
    How Will The Extinction Of All Life As We Know It Affect The Way We View The Cosmos?Tv Guide:
    Death And Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!Lady's Home Journal:
    Lose 10 Lbs By Judgment Day With Our New "Armageddon" Diet!Inc. Magazine:
    Ten Ways You Can Profit From The Apocalypse

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