"When the End of the World Arrives, How Will the Media Report It?" joke

-USA Today: WE'RE DEAD
-The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
-National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
-Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
-Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
-Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
-Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
-Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
-Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
-Readers Digest: 'BYE
-Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
-TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
-Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
-America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
-Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.