2012 Jokes

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    A new poll finds that 64 percent of Republicans want to see Governor Sara Palin make a run for the White House in 2012, putting them on the same page as 100 percent of Democrats, joke-writers and metaphorical glass ceiling repairmen.

    I have looked into the future.The bad news is: Sarah Palin is elected President on November 6,2012.The good news is:On December 21,2012,the world comes to an end.

    When the End of the World Arrives, How Will the Media Report It?

    USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

    The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

    National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

    Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

    Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

    Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

    Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

    Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

    Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

    Readers Digest: 'BYE

    Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

    TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

    Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

    America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

    Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

    Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU more...

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