Africa Jokes / Recent Jokes
Controversial Dutch politician Ayann Hirsi Ali was stripped of her citizenship for claiming to be from Somalia when in fact she is from Kenya. She will now be making her home in America, where all black countries look alike.
1. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."
2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."
3. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to discover that "mist" is slang for manure. Not many people had use for the "manure stick."
4. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the U.S., with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. They later learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people are unable to read.
5. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.
6. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" more...
The Cape of Good Hope is located in South Africa
Heathrow Airport is located in London
The neon lamp was invented by Georges Claude
The last letter of the Greek alphabet is Omega
The place known as the land of Lincoln is Illinois
The US state Utah is also known as the Beehive state
The Kalahari desert is located in Africa
The Pentagonian desert is located in Argentina
The person known as the father of aeronautics is Sir George Cayley
The most densely populated Island in the world is Honshu
The two nations Haiti and the Dominion Republic together form the Island of Hispaniola
The largest auto producer in the USA is General Motors
The largest auto producing nation is Japan
The famous General Motors company was founded by William Durant
The country that brings out the FIAT is Italy
The first actor to more...
A daughter comes home from the peace corps in Africa and surprises her mother who is in the process of lighting the Friday night candles and serving the matzoh ball soup.The mother is so thrilled that she can't stop hugging and kissing her daughter. Finally she says, "Sit down, darling. Tell me all about what you were doing."Her daughter says, "Mom, I got married.""Oy, mazel tov," says the mother. "How could you do that without telling me? What's he like? What does he do? Where is he?""He's waiting outside on the porch while I tell you." said the daughter. "What are you talking about? Bring him in. I want to meet my new son-in-law."The daughter brings him in and to her consternation the mother sees a black man standing before her wearing a big grin, a feathered cod piece, an enormous head dress, animal tooth beads and he is holding a very tall spear in an upright position.The mother grabs her daughter, slaps her back and more...
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his life in
general. He felt as there was nothing waiting for him in this life...
...until one day, in the breakfast table, he was reading the morning paper,
when he saw an article, which would change his life. It said: "
...Scientist's had found out, that somewhere in Africa, one could still
find tribes of genuine cavemen, untouched by civilization. Only thing
needed was to find the correct cave and shout "Wohoo!!" and the tribe would
answer to this call."
"This is it!" the swede thought. "This is what I've been waiting for! I'll
sell everything I own, go to Africa, find these cavemen, and become rich
And so he did. He sells everything, moves to Africa and starts looking for
the tribe. But cave after cave after cave, no answer. No cavemen.
Until one day, yet another cave, and another yell: "Juhuuu!!" And more...
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his life ingeneral. He felt as there was nothing waiting for him in this life... until one day, in the breakfast table, he was reading the morning paper, when he saw an article, which would change his life. It said: "...Scientist's had found out, that somewhere in Africa, one could stillfind tribes of genuine cavemen, untouched by civilization. Only thingneeded was to find the correct cave and shout "Wohoo!!" and the tribe wouldanswer to this call.""This is it!" the swede thought. "This is what I've been waiting for! I'llsell everything I own, go to Africa, find these cavemen, and become richand famous!"And so he did. He sells everything, moves to Africa and starts looking forthe tribe. But cave after cave after cave, no answer. No cavemen. Until one day, yet another cave, and another yell: "Juhuuu!!" And then heheard it! " WWOOOOUU WOOOOOO !!! " "H
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South Africa, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details. To this, the guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations, and still finding great treasures. The tourist then queries how old the temple is.
"This temple is 1503 years old", replies the guide.
Impressed at this accurate dating, he inquires as to how he gave this precise figure.
"Easy", replies the guide, "the archaeologists said the temple was 1500 years old, and that was three years ago"