Papa Jokes

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    1. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."
    2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.
    3. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "manure stick."
    4. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read.
    5. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.
    6. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el papa), the more...

    ...and decided to see what Farmer Smith was making for breakfast. Papa mole stuck his nose out of the burrow and said, "I smell sausages."Mama mole squeezed in beside Papa mole and sniffed the air and said, "I smell pancakes"Baby mole tried to get up to the surface but the other two moles were blocking the way."All I smell," he said sniffing the air, "is molasses."

    1. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."
    2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."
    3. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to discover that "mist" is slang for manure. Not many people had use for the "manure stick."
    4. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the U.S., with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. They later learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people are unable to read.
    5. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.
    6. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" more...

    A first grade teacher in the conservative Midwest is explaining to her class that she is a Republican and how nice it is that a new Republican president has taken office. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Republicans and support George Bush.
    Everyone in class raises their hands except one little girl. "Mary," says the teacher with surprise, "why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Republican," says Mary. "Well, what are you?" asks the teacher. "I'm a Democrat and proud of it," replies the little girl.
    The teacher cannot believe her ears. "My goodness, Mary, why are you a Democrat?" she asks. "Well, my momma and papa are Democrats, so I'm a Democrat, too."
    "Well," says the teacher in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Democrat. You don't always have to be like your parents. What if your momma was a criminal and your papa was a criminal, too, more...

    A first grade teacher in the Midwest is explaining to her class that
    she is a Republican and how nice it is that a new Republican president
    has taken office. She asks her students to raise their hands if they,
    too, are Republicans and support George Bush. Everyone in class raises
    their hands except one little girl.
    "Mary," says the teacher with surprise, "why didn't you raise your
    hand?"
    "Because I'm not a Republican," says Mary.
    "Well, what are you then?" asks the teacher.
    "I'm a Democrat and proud of it," replies the little girl.
    The teacher cannot believe her ears. "My goodness, Mary, why are you a
    Democrat?" she asks.
    "Well, my momma and papa are Democrats, so I'm a Democrat, too."
    "Well," says the teacher in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you
    to be a Democrat. You don't always have to be like your parents. What
    if your momma was more...

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