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I think my Grandson best summed up my feelings about abstract art.

We were looking at a painting with a wild mish-mash of colors and he asked, "What's that?"

I said, "It's supposed to be a cowboy on his horse."

"Well," he continued, "Why isn't it?"

I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York.

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

I'm so hyper. . . [Said with a very dull voice.]

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

Four years ago. . . No, it was yesterday. Today I. . . No, that wasn't me. Sometimes I. . . No, I don't.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

I`ve been doing a lot of abstract painting lately. Extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas. I just think about it.

During the young painter's showing of his recent works of art, one of the guests had something critical to say about each of his paintings.

Finally, she stopped in a small anteroom and stood staring at an elaborately framed object for several minutes.

"Tell me," she said to the artist, "does this represent one of those loathsome abstract paintings?"

"No, madam," said the artist. "Look a bit closer and you will see that you have discovered the hallway mirror."