3-year-old Jokes

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    A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff.

    The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and reams the bartender.' This is the cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy. I'm not paying for it. Now, give me a good 12-year-old scotch.'

    The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge, pours him a scotch of much better quality, 6-year-old scotch.

    The man takes a sip and spits it out on the bar.' This is only 6-year- old scotch. I won't pay for this, and I insist on a good, 12-year-old scotch.

    The bartender finally relents and serves the man his best quality, 12-year-old scotch.

    The man sips the drink and says,' Now that's more like it.'

    An old drunk from the end of the bar, who has witnessed the entire more...

    A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3-year-old daughter.

    The mother said, "What does the cow say?"

    The child answered, "Moo!"

    The mother then said, "Great! What does the cat say?"

    The child replied, "Meow."

    The mother exclaimed, "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"

    The wide-eyed little 3-year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."

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    it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from
    the prayer. Finally, she more...

    A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff.
    The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and reams the bartender. "This is the cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy. I'm not paying for it. Now, give me a good 12-year-old scotch."
    The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge, pours him a scotch of much better quality, 6-year-old scotch. The man takes a sip and spits it out on the bar. "This is only 6-year-old scotch. I won't pay for this, and I insist on, a good, 12-year-old scotch."
    The bartender finally relents and serves the man his best quality, 12-year-old scotch.
    An old drunk from the end of the bar, who has witnessed the entire episode, walks down to the finicky scotch drinker and sets a glass down in front of him and more...

    A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3-year-old daughter.

    The mother said, "What does the cow say?"
    The child answered, "Moo!"

    The mother then said, "Great! What does the cat say?"
    The child replied, "Meow."

    The mother exclaimed, "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"

    The wide-eyed little 3-year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."

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