"St. peter and three ministers" joke
Three ministers and their wives discovered that their vacations were all at the same time, so to save money, they decided to rent an RV and travel together. But on the second day out, they were in a terrible accident, and all six were killed. They came to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and were greeted by St. Peter. "I know you are all men of the cloth," said St. Peter, "but as a matter of protocol I need to look up your records." He punched a few keys on his computer and studied the screen. He looked at the first minister's record, and grimly shook his head. "I'm sorry. Our files say you lusted after alcohol, and though you never drank any, lust is just as bad as the deed itself. It says here your lust was so strong that you wouldn't get married until you met a woman named Sherry." Poof, the minister and his wife were banished to Hell. He checked the next minister's record. Again he shook his head and said, "I'm sorry. Our files say you lusted after money, and though you never had any and lived as poor as church mice, lust is just as bad as the deed itself. It says here your lust was so strong that you wouldn't get married until you met a woman named Penny." Poof, the second minister and his wife were banished to Hell. The third minister overheard all this and spoke up. "St. Peter, don't waste your time." He turned to his wife and said, "Come on, Fanny, let's go."
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