"Last But One Wish" joke
THREE righteous men - a Hindu, a Muslim and a Sikh happened to die suddenly and were presented before Dharamraj. Dharamraj was apologetic for having ended their lives abruptly. To make amends he offered to grant them whatever they had missed in life for one year before he consigned them to heaven or hell.
The Hindu spoke first:' Sire, I have been a strict vegetarian all my life. I would like to eat meat to my heart's content.'
'It shall be so/ replied Dharamraj and ordered his servants to feed him for a year with tandoori chicken, kababs and whatever other meat delicacies he wished.
Came the turn of the Muslim:' Sire, as a good Mussalman, I never tasted liquor. Please give me the best kind of wines and liquors for a year/
'It shall be so,' replied Dharamraj and ordered his servants to supply the man with vintage wines, premium Scotch and liquors for a year.
'And you Sardar Sahib, what would you like?'
'Sire, as a good Sikh I was forbidden to smoke. I would like to try all kinds of tobacco in every form.'
'So it shall be,' replied Dharamraj, and ordered his servants to provide Havana Cigars and Dunhill cigarettes to the man for a year.
When the year was over Dharamraj ordered the three men to be produced before him so that he could decide where to send them. The Hindu came gnawing a chicken bone. He looked double his size and very happy. The Muslim came reeling with a glass of Scotch in his hand, looking very pleased with himself. Only the Sardarji was in a foul temper and slapped Dharamraj's servants.
'Why are you so angry?' asked Dharamraj?' Didn't these fellows give you all I had ordered?'
'All that I asked for was there,' conceded the Sardarji, T? ut these haramzadas forgot to give me a matchbox.'
A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,"Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!
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