"Funny Laws" joke

In Hartford, Connecticut: it is illegal to cross a street while walking on your hands.
In Ottumwa, Iowa: it is unlawful for a man to wink at any woman that he does not know.
In Los Angeles: you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
In Zion, Illinois: it is illegal to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other animals kept as pets.
In Carmel, New York: a man cannot go outside while wearing a jacket and trousers that do not match.
In St. Louis: it's illegal to sit on the kerb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
In Baltimore, Maryland: it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-storey window within the city-limits. It's also illegal to take a lion to the cinema.
In Carrizozo, New Mexico: it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face.)
In Michigan: a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
In New York: it is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
The state of Washington has passed a law stating that it is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
In order for a pickle to be officially considered a pickle in Connecticut, it must bounce.
If you sell hollow logs in Tennessee, you are breaking the law.
Oklahoma forbids a person from taking a bite out of another person's hamburger.
Selling doughnut holes in Leigh, New England, is forbidden.
In North Carolina: it is against the law to use elephants to plough cotton fields.
In Pennsylvania: cars travelling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the raod to clear.
In Utah: it is against the law to fish from horseback.
In South Bend, Indiana: back in 1924, a moneky was convicted the crime of smoking a cigarette and was sentenced to pay a 25 dollar fine and the trial costs.
In Oklahoma: Harthahorne City Ordinance, Section 363, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
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In Gary, Indiana: people are prohibited from attending a cinema and from riding public transport within four hours of eating garlic.

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