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    In a small town some where in Illinois lies a family. It consisted of a husband, wife, three sons, and a daughter. One of the sons had a terrible secret.

    "Dad, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm gay," said the son.

    The Dad was furious he couldn't believe that one of his sons was gay.

    A year had passed and his second son approached him and told a very bad secret.

    "Dad, I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm gay."

    The Dad went crazy again, he couldn't believe that two out of three sons were gays.

    Another year had passed and the third son came forward. "Dad I know you're not going to want to hear this but, I'm gay.

    The Dad was enraged he started shouting "DOESN'T ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY LIKE GIRLS ANYMORE?!!"

    The daughter said, "I do, I do!"

    Holiday Party Memo

    Hot 1 year ago

    FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
    TO: All Employees
    DATE: October 1, 2009

    RE: Gala Christmas Party

    I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees!

    Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!

    Merry Christmas to you and your family,

    Patty



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    The Sucker

    Hot 1 year ago

    A man is out walking in the hills when he sees a woman standing on the edge of a cliff.She is very upset and crying loudly.

    What are you doing up here, said the man.

    I’m going to kill myself, replied the woman.

    Well, before you do, what about giving me a blowjob? said the man.

    The woman proceeds to give him the best blowjob he can remember.

    Anyway, why do you want to kill yourself? asks the man.

    Because my family have disowned me for dressing up as a woman.’

    The Gay in the Bar

    Hot 1 year ago

    A gay guy walks into a bar and says "bartender give me a brewskie."

    The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

    The gay continues, "I'll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won't say anything."

    The bartender says, "Well, all right!" and pours a beer.

    A while later a cowboy walks in and says "Bartender give me a beer! I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls"

    A voice is heard from the corner. "Moo! Moo! Buckaroo!"

    Sick gay joke

    Hot 11 months ago

    Their is a man sitting in a bar when gay man approaches and says, "If you woke up in the forest and your ass itched and you itched it and got Vaseline on your hand, would you tell anybody?"

    The other man said. "NO!"

    Then the gay says, "If you reached farther into your crack and pulled out a used condom would you tell anyone?"

    The guy said "HELL NO!"

    Then the gay guy said "Wanna go camping"

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