Zip Jokes

1.) You listen to it before you go to sleep 2.) You have you favorite songs in Mp2, Mp3, wav, and midi format 3.) You know the name of the song by hearing the first ten seconds of the song 4.) You tell your friends that Minmei is a bigger pop star then Michael Jackson and your friends point at you and laugh and say "Ha Michael Jackson" 5.) You go to Japan just to buy the Robot Carnival soundtrack 6.) You have all the Sailor Moon CDs 7.) You go to Japan and the only anime soundtrack that you bought is the North American Sailor Moon CD 8.) Somebody asked you if you listen to Smashing Pumpkins and you ask them what anime did they do 9.) You buy a CD player just for those Ranma CDs, love that Doco 10.) You have arguments which female band is sexier Spice Girls, En Vogue, or Doco 11.) You can actually say which member of Doco sounds better (Megumi Hayashibara in my opinion) 12.) J-pop is next on your list 13.) Zip disk and Jaz disks filled with anime music that you downloaded more...

A blonde says to her psychiatrist: “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me. ”
Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a phone in your car? ”
Blonde: “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car. ”
Psychiatrist: “Uh … How’s that working? ”
Blonde: “Actually, I haven’t gotten any letters yet. ”
Psychiatrist: “And why do you think that is? ”
Blonde: “I figure it’s because when I’m driving around, my zip code keeps changing. ”

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.