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    An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bottle washed ashore and when they picked it up, a genie rushed out.
    Oh masters, he said. For releasing me from this bottle you will each have one wish.
    The American said: I wish to be surrounded by a bevy of beautiful girls in Waikiki beach. Whoosh, the American was gone to Hawaii.
    The Australian said: I wish to be in a casino in the Australian Gold Coast. Whoosh, and off he went.
    The Irishman could not decide what he wanted. After a long time, he said: Gee, it's very lonely here on this island. I wish my friends were back here!

    An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bottle washed ashore and when they picked it up, a genie rushed out. Oh masters, he said. For releasing me from this bottle you will each have one wish. The American said: I wish to be surrounded by a bevy of beautiful girls in Waikiki beach. Whoosh, the American was gone to Hawaii. The Australian said: I wish to be in a casino in the Australian Gold Coast. Whoosh, and off he went. The Irishman could not decide what he wanted. After a long time, he said: Gee, it's very lonely here on this island. I wish my friends were back here!

    This guy enters a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looked like a nice place and he then takes a seat at the bar next to another guy. "This is a nice place. I've never been here before," the first guy says.
    "Oh really?" the other replies, "It's also a very special bar."
    "Why is that?" the first guy asks.
    "Well, you see that painting on the far wall? That's an original Van Gogh, and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic."
    "Gee, that's amazing!" the first guy says.
    "Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out, you'll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you're pushed back up."
    "No way, that's impossible," the first guy replies.
    "Not at all, take a look," the other man replies and walks over to the window, followed more...

    This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New
    York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar next to another
    guy.
    "This is a nice place, I've never been here", the first guy says.
    "Oh really?", the other replies, "it's also a very special bar."
    "Why is that?", the first guy asks.
    "Well, you see that painting on the far wall? That's an original Van Gogh, and
    this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic."
    "Gee, that's amazing!", the first guy says.
    "Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well,
    the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out you'll fall
    about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you're pushed back up."
    "No way, that's impossible", the first guy replies.
    "Not at all, take a look", the other man replies and walks over to the more...

    There once was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai. So he put up posters throughout the land saying he was searching for a new chief Samurai. But after 2 months, only 3 Samurai applied for the job, a Japanese, a Chinese, and Morris. So he interviewed all three. The emperor first asked the Japanese to demonstrate why he should be his chief Samurai. The Japanese opened a little silver box and out flew a little fly. Whoosh went his sword and the fly dropped dead in two pieces. The emperor was impressed. The emperor then asked the Chinese to demonstrate why he should be his chief Samurai. The Chinese opened a small pearl box and out flew a smaller fly. Whoosh, whoosh went his sword and the fly dropped dead in four pieces. The emperor was very impressed. Then the emperor asked Morris to demonstrate why he should be his chief Samurai. Morris opened a small gold box and out flew a wasp. Whoooooossshhh, whoooooossshhh, whooooooossshhh, whoooooossshhh, whoooooossshhh went more...

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