Violation Jokes / Recent Jokes

An Asian man who only spoke few English words was stopped for a traffic violation.
Police Officer: Sir, do you know why I stopped you?
Driver: No
Police Officer: You did not stop at the stop sign.
Driver: I look this side, I look no car, I look that side, I look no car, I go.
The cop giving him a traffic violation ticket,
Sir, Now you look this side, you look ticket, have a good day.

OJ Simpson returned to jail Friday on a bail violation. He allegedly told his bail bondsman to contact co-defendant Clarence "C.J." Stewart and express frustration about testimony given at the hearing where Simpson, Stewart and a third man were ordered to stand trial.

Simpson denies ever trying to contact Stewart. But he did explain how he would have contacted Stewart if he indeed had needed to contact him.