Verbs Jokes

1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. 4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.7. Be more or less specific.8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.10. No sentence fragments.11. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. 13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.14. One should NEVER generalize.15. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.16. Don't use no double negatives.17. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.20. The passive voice is to be ignored.21. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words more...

Verbs
Anal Salute
backfire
bake breeze biscuits
bake brownies
bark
bend a valve
Beep your horn
Blast the chair
blow dirt
blow dust
blow a fart
blow a gasket
blow kisses
blow mud
blow smoke
Blow the big brown horn
blow the sparkplugs
blurt
boff
Bottom blast
Bottom burp
boom-boom
break the seam
break wind
buang angin
bust ass
Buttock bassoon
Butt burp
Butt tuba
butt yodeling
chemold
clear one's throat
cleft a boofer
colon bowlin'
cook eggs
couper le fromage
crack ass
crepitate
crop dusting
cut a gasser
cut a melon
cut chedder
cut muffins
cut one
cut the cheese
cut the provolone
Cut a stinker
Cut the wind
deal one
degas
dot'dot
draw mud from the bottom of the pond
drop ass
Drop a bomb
drop a cookie
drop a fart
drop a ringo
drop a rose
drop one
drop more...