Freddie Jokes

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    Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee.He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos."Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said. The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me.""Good," Freddie said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Freddie!
    Freddie who?
    Freddie or not here I come!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Freddie!
    Freddie who?
    Freddie or not here I come!

    Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom,' Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

    In this elderly care home there was a guy called
    Charlie who was 99 years old. he was proud that he was
    99 years old and barg about it too. One day he gets out of
    his bed and visit his neighbour and asks him " Can you guess
    my age?" so, the neighbour John looks at him for a while
    says you are 85. "wrong" says Charlie, "I am 99"
    Now he goes to Albert and says, "can you guess my age"
    Albert look at for awhile says and " you are 90"
    "wrong" says Charlei "I am 99"
    Then he visits his other room mate Fred, and says
    "Freddie, can you guess age". Freddie looks at him
    for a while and he says "you are 87". "wrong again"
    says Charlie and visits his only female room mate
    Dorothy and says "Honey can you guess my age" she
    then says, " Come close to me Charlie" and then she
    unzip and starts putting her hand more...

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