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    This is an Actual Article from the Los Angeles Times:
    "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying
    to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe
    Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomasszewski, and his homosexual
    partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after
    a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
    "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,"
    he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had
    enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered
    into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a
    hushed press conference a hospital spokesperson described what happened next.
    "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the
    tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair more...

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    Anal Salute
    backfire
    bake breeze biscuits
    bake brownies
    bark
    bend a valve
    Beep your horn
    Blast the chair
    blow dirt
    blow dust
    blow a fart
    blow a gasket
    blow kisses
    blow mud
    blow smoke
    Blow the big brown horn
    blow the sparkplugs
    blurt
    boff
    Bottom blast
    Bottom burp
    boom-boom
    break the seam
    break wind
    buang angin
    bust ass
    Buttock bassoon
    Butt burp
    Butt tuba
    butt yodeling
    chemold
    clear one's throat
    cleft a boofer
    colon bowlin'
    cook eggs
    couper le fromage
    crack ass
    crepitate
    crop dusting
    cut a gasser
    cut a melon
    cut chedder
    cut muffins
    cut one
    cut the cheese
    cut the provolone
    Cut a stinker
    Cut the wind
    deal one
    degas
    dot'dot
    draw mud from the bottom of the pond
    drop ass
    Drop a bomb
    drop a cookie
    drop a fart
    drop a ringo
    drop a rose
    drop one
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