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    Hunting Elephants

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    MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left.
    EXPERIENCED MATHEMATICIANS will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise.
    PROFESSORS OF MATHEMATICS will prove the existence of at least one unique elephant and then leave the detection and capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for their graduate students.
    COMPUTER SCIENTISTS hunt elephants by exercising Algorithm A:
    Go to Africa.
    Start at the Cape of Good Hope.
    Work northward in an orderly manner, traversing the continent alternately east and west.
    During each traverse pass,
    Catch each animal seen.
    Compare each animal caught to a known elephant.
    Stop when a match is detected.
    EXPERIENCED COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS modify Algorithm A by placing a known elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will terminate.
    ASSEMBLY more...

    A man was walking past a restaurant when he noticed a sign in the window which read "Unique Breakfast" so he entered and sat down at a table.
    A waitress brought him some coffee and asked what he would like to order.
    "I noticed the sign in your window," he said. "What exactly is your "Unique Breakfast?"
    "Broiled chicken tongue," she replied.
    "Broiled chicken tongue?" Have you any idea how revolting that is? Never would I even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!" he snarled.
    Unruffled by his attitude, the waitress asked, "Well sir, what would you like then?"
    "Scrambled eggs and toast," he replied.

    Unique

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    Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else!

    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    Unique up on it.

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