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    Rabbit

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    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    You nique up on it!
    How do you catch a tame rabbit?
    The tame way!

    A man walks into a bar, with a huge alligator on a leash. He
    walks over to the bar, and orders a beer.
    The bartender says, "Sorry sir. You can't bring that alligator in
    here! It's a dangerous animal, and you're scaring all of the patrons!
    True enough, the man looked around, and noticed that everyone was
    standing on the tables, looking very nervous.
    "But wait!" he cried, "this alligator is tame! It wouldn't hurt
    anyone!" However, the bartender is adamant. "If," the man
    continues, "I can prove that this alligator is not vicious, can he
    stay?"
    "Well, I guess so," says the bartender, "however, you're going to
    have a devil of a time proving to everyone in here that tha
    alligator is tame!"
    The man smiles, and leans over the alligator. "Ralph!" he shouts,
    "Sit up!" With that, he beats the alligator on the head with his
    fist "BANG BANG more...

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    Unique up on it.
    How do you catch a tame rabbit?
    Tame way.

    Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    A. Unique up on it.
    Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
    A. Tame way.

    Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    A: Unique up on him.
    Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
    A: Tame way, unique up on him.

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