Tyler Jokes

SLIMY POTATOES

There were two really poor guys names Tyler and Alex. One day they were both really
hungry. When they had passed a store with a 70 year old lady as the manager. The store was on the
second floor. Tyler and Alex both entered the store and asked for any free food. The old lady had
said that she had but in order for them to get the food, one of them had to have sex with her for
10 minutes. Alex had said no way and ran out of the store to sit outside of the store. Tyler had
said okay, and was willing to have sex with the old lady for the food.

So Tyler followed the old lady into the back room where all the fruits and vegetables
were. She stripped for him(all the way) layed herself on the table, and spread her legs WIDE OPEN!
he was about to throw up but he had an idea. She had demanded for the sex from Tyler so he said
hang on.

When he had returned, she was still there. Insted of using his private more...

Riley, Michael and Tyler were on a bus home from school. All of a sudden a fire-truck zoomed past them. They all saw the dalmation in the front of the truck sitting beside the driver. Michael said "Hey, don't they use those dogs to clear out the crowd at a scene of a fire?" Riley rudely interrupted saying "No stupid, the firemen use the dogs for good luck charms." Fed up with his friends, Tyler interjected saying, "How come you guy's are so dumb? The fireman who drives the truck uses the dalmation to spot out the fire hydrant closest to the fire!!!"

Tyler was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, Tyler raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course, the teacher said yes, but asked Tyler to be quick. Five minutes later Tyler returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can't find it," he admitted. The teacher sat Tyler down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. Tyler looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way. Well, five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the teacher, "I can't find it." Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the school for a while, to help him find the bathroom. So, Tommy and Tyler go together and five minutes later they both return r and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy, "Well, did you find more...

Tyler and Katz, two judges, were each arrested on speeding charges. When they arrived in court on the appointed day, no one was there, so instead of wasting time waiting around they decided to try each other. Motioning Tyler to the stand, Katz said, "How do you plead?"
"Guilty."
"That'll be fifty dollars and a warning from the court."
Katz stepped down and the two judges shook hands and changed places. "How do you plead?" asked Tyler.
"Guilty."
Tyler reflected for a moment. "These reckless driving cases are becoming all too common of late," he pointed out. "In fact, this is the second such incident in the last quarter hour. That'll be two hundred dollars and ten days in jail."

Tyler Perry has donated $1 million dollars to the NAACP for its' 100th anniversary celebration.
He presented it a cerermony entitled "Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry presents a check to the NAACP for $1 million dollars"