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Two blonde guys were on the beach trying their best to impress the local chicks.
"I'm really not having much luck with the chicks here, pal," said the first blonde.
"Try sticking a potato down in your swim trunks," the second blonde suggested. "The chicks will love that."
A few hours later, the first blonde remarked, "Geez, I tried that potato trick but all it did was cause me to be shunned even more."
Looking at his friend, the second blonde replied, "Ummm, moron, try sticking the potato down the FRONT of your trunks!"

Why did the elephant get chucked out of the swimming baths?
coz he wudnt keep his trunks up

In a remote Yorkshire village, the crowd were aghast when the batsman appeared wearing pads and swimming trunks. The umpire called him over.

'What's the meaning of this?' he demanded.

'Well,' said the batsman,' the captain told me to' ave a dip!'

A young wanna-be stud is vactioning alone in Hawaii. He hits the beach, hoping to meet some young ladies. Much to his surprise, they all seem to be drawn to an old guy a little further down the shoreling. Our friend goes back to the hotel, hoping for better luck that night in a night-club. So he goes to the club, and he sees the same old man, surrounded by beautiful women. He pulls the old guy aside, and asked, " man, what's your secret?" The old man replies, " I saw you on the beach today and I felt sorry for you. So I'll give you a tip. Try putting a pair of socks down your trunks." The young man is thankful for the advice, and can't wait for the next day to try his luck again. So, the next morning he goes out to the beach again, with a clean pair of socks neatly tucked into his trunks. But the girls only smile at him and move on. He then sees the old man again, completely surrounded, ofcourse by beautiful women. That night, he finds the old man again, and asks more...

Why do elephants have trunks? Because theyve no pockets to put things in!

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
A: They're all on the same team.
Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you?
A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket.
Q: Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
A: Because they might let down their trunks.
Q. Why do elephants have four feet? A. Because lady elephants have big twats.
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.
Q: What do elephants use for condoms?
A: Snakes.
Q: What do elephants use for vibrators?
A: Epileptic pigmies.
Q: Why do elephants have long trunks?
A: 'Cos sheep don't have strings.
Q: How do you know when an elephant has its period?
A: There is a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.
Q: What is an elephant's sex organ?
A: His foot... If he steps on you you're FUCKED!
Q: What do you call any elephant who is an expert on skin more...

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket.Q: Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools? A: Because they might let down their trunks.Q. Why do elephants have four feet? A. Because lady elephants have big twats.Q: What do elephants use for tampons? A: Sheep.Q: What do elephants use for condoms? A: Snakes.Q: What do elephants use for vibrators? A: Epileptic pigmies.Q: Why do elephants have long trunks? A: 'Cos sheep don't have strings.Q: How do you know when an elephant has its period? A: There is a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.Q: What is an elephant's sex organ? A: His foot... If he steps on you you're FUCKED! Q: What do you call any elephant who is an expert on skin disorders? A: A pachydermatologist.Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take more...