Treats Jokes

This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment for him/her. 1. I will not bathe my master after he bathes himself in the mud puddle. 2. I will not drag my master from the interesting sniffing spots. 3. I will not complain "My arm is tired" after only throwing the ball 20 times. 4. I will not confuse my master by throwing snowballs for him to fetch. 5. I will not ask my master to play fetch with a boomerang. 6. I will drop whatever I'm doing and take my master out as soon as he asks me to. 7. I will get rid of those cats. 8. I will not tell my master to hurry up already when he's looking for just the right spot to take care of business. 9. I will make ice cream often and let my master lick the blades (rather than having to steal a lick or two). 10. I will never eat until my master has tasted what I have and approved it for me. 11. I will set up the kiddie pool every more...

What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

If it is dry - moisten.
If it is moist - dry.
Congratulations, you are now a dermatologist.
====================================================
What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store and slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.

The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"

The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell me that' Pussy Treats' are meant for' cats'?"